The Densten's have left New Jersey! Jann flew down last night and they are now driving across Pennsylvania to their new home in Madison, IN. It's been quite an adventure so far and I am sure there is more to come.
UPDATE: An hour and a half into the trip, they had a flat tire. Unlike the Clampett family who's spare tire was on top of the pile, their spare is at the bottom of the loaded down car. All things considered, they are waiting for a couple of hours for AAA. So, to the tune of the theme song to the Beverly Hillbillies.....
Come and listen to a story ‘bout a couple named Densten
Veterans both, they served their country well
After living many years in a South Jersey cabin
They put it up for sale and sold it handily
Mulla, greenbacks, ka ching.
Well the next thing you know they’re rolling in the dough,
Kinfolk said, folks move away from there
Said Indiany is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Madison.
Indiana, that is.
new golf courses, stores, go explore.
Well now its time to say hello to Herb and Iris too.
In their new mansion on a Madison avenue
You’re all invited soon to that locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality.
Ice tea that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off. Y'all come soon now, y'hear?
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