I have been home sick for several days. In my fever induced delirium, I solved many of the world’s problems, created new inventions, and otherwise enjoyed some of the most elaborate hallucinations. But did I just hear my wife say what I think she said?!? It may have been a hallucination. You know where you hear your wife say things like, “You were right,” “We’ll do it your way,” “I think you need to buy another tool today.”
But this was straight out of la-la land. The phone rings, it’s Jeff. "Mom, will you please come pick me up at Sean’s." “No Jeff, I can’t. I AM ON MY WAY TO THE POLICE STATION TO BE FINGERPRINTED!”
Seems she needed to be fingerprinted for her teacher’s license. I hope Jeff knew what she was talking about.
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