For the Record

For the record, Jann was treated well on her birthday(besides the fish). We celebrated with dinner by the water, gifts of diamonds and rubies, kitchen appliances (every mom's desire), and cake, one of the most important components to Jann of celebrating her birthday.

I just felt so bad about how mean her wicked OLDER sisters were to her with the rotten cards and phone calls. Maybe they're just jealous because Jann still has teeth.